antiteen:

juicylouture:

imagine harry stabbing you with a knife ~

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this is the worst post I’ve ever made

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stretchmark1:

*gets on one knee to propose to you*

*sees that your ankles are ashy*

*gets back up*

teenage-femalien:

bevsi:

oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

to know miss claudette is okay

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

diancie:

pradaurl:

beyoncé is gonna eat nicki minaj’s bootyass on stage

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fall0utbutts:

boobpizza:

IS THIS REAL

FUCK THEYRE KILLING ME

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
elise white